I had absolutely no other plans for this morning, other than to while away the hours with a cup of tea while listening to The Coffeehouse on XM radio. My husband brought me a cup of tea and one of his homemade cookies. He calls them “health cookies”. Probably to get me to eat more of ‘em so he can make more of ‘em. I’m just saying.
While visiting Lindsay, over at Goodbye Martha, I found something that had me laughing. Have you ever visited UrbanDictionary.com? I actually use it sometimes when the kids at school use a word I don’t understand. However, once I find out the meaning of the word in question, I make it a point to never ever use the word while talking to them. That is so not cool for someone my age.
Want to play along? Do you have endless amounts of time to waste? If so, here are the directions: Answer each question by typing in your answer on Urbandictionary.com. You MUST use the first definition!
1. Your name. Kate
A girl's name for the coolest person you will ever meet.
Kate is a synonym for cool.
Most girls named Kate are gorgeous, clever, friendly, lovely, generous, kind, have a good sense of humour, are quite spontaneous and make the perfect girlfriend.
A song by Ben Folds Five about the coolest girl ever.
"And you can see daisies in her footsteps
I wanna be Kate"
~~ Surprisingly I feel a thousand percent better after reading this.
2. Your age? Ok. 52
A sexual position where the man is sitting down and the woman is . . .
~~I can’t go on. This is a family blog, for heaven’s sake. And apparently, the number 52 is a very very naughty number.
3. What should you be doing? Cleaning
The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
Action that people do when bored.
Killing. What a "Cleaner" does.
Having fun with ur partner in a sexual manner.
~~I should have known it would have something to do with sex.
4. Favorite color? Green
The Color, Duh.
~~These are all true.
5. Birthplace? Philadelphia
6. Month of your birthday? November
The best month of the year!
Snow, getting ready for Christmas, celebrating Thanksgiving, and having Thanksgiving break.
~~I love November.
7. Last person you texted? Sherrie
A woman who, like the same-named alcoholic beverage, is so beautiful and pleasurable to enjoy, that you feel drunk just swapping emails with her. Really an out-of-body experience.
~~Wow! Who knew?
8. One of your nicknames? Katydid
Katydid is undefined in the Urban Dictionary.
~~Thank God. I was sure it would probably have something to do with sex.
9. What are you doing this weekend? Camping
To spend time with nature, leaving behind much of the technological advances and "roughing it."
The act of staying in one spot in a game and "sniping" other players.
“Let's go camping in the woods.”
”I hate those camping whores!”
~~God, I hate camping whores, too.
10. Random word: Gracious
Until tomorrow, my friends . . .